Dreadful Dastardly Diseases, or Always Atrocious Ailments












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So the other day, I was in a pharmacy and I saw that they had a "cold 'n' cough" medicine. The alliteration caught my eye, and I wondered it would be possible to create alliterative names with other ailments. "Fever 'n' flu" was the obvious next choice.



Well, of course there was a puzzle in the making - and here it is:





The Puzzle:




Create as many pairs of alliterative ailments as possible. Each pair is worth one point; if one illness or symptom often occurs simultaneously with its pair, that pair is worth two points. Diseases may not be used more than once in an answer - this is mostly to make things easier for you guys so you don't need to worry about permutations. If the ailment is not recognized by WebMD, it doesn't count.




Example:



Fever & Flu        2 points
Cold & Cough 2 points
Mumps & Measles 1 point
~Total:~ 5 points


Everyone is allowed to use the above pairs, so you basically start with five points.




How many points can you get?




Also,




A bounty will be awarded if your solution is longer than a CVS receipt. I suppose that means I won't be giving out a bounty, but who knows! You guys are pretty clever. Also, potentially "paying it forward" on Avigrail's generous bounty on this question.











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    Uhhh what do you mean a CVS receipt? Also, wouldn't this potentially be too broad?
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    How long is your CVS receipt? (Eyes on the bounty when no one is looking)
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    5 hours ago






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    @North CVS receipts are famously very long. Also, I don't think that this is too broad; it fits the open-ended tag fairly well. If you want, I can find a link to a similar question.
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    @Xilpex ahhh...I dunno. Maybe 100+ points? If I think it looks worthy of merit, I'll hand it a bounty.
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    @North I should probably require it to be recognized by some doctors' agency so that we don't have fake diseases pop up.
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So the other day, I was in a pharmacy and I saw that they had a "cold 'n' cough" medicine. The alliteration caught my eye, and I wondered it would be possible to create alliterative names with other ailments. "Fever 'n' flu" was the obvious next choice.



Well, of course there was a puzzle in the making - and here it is:





The Puzzle:




Create as many pairs of alliterative ailments as possible. Each pair is worth one point; if one illness or symptom often occurs simultaneously with its pair, that pair is worth two points. Diseases may not be used more than once in an answer - this is mostly to make things easier for you guys so you don't need to worry about permutations. If the ailment is not recognized by WebMD, it doesn't count.




Example:



Fever & Flu        2 points
Cold & Cough 2 points
Mumps & Measles 1 point
~Total:~ 5 points


Everyone is allowed to use the above pairs, so you basically start with five points.




How many points can you get?




Also,




A bounty will be awarded if your solution is longer than a CVS receipt. I suppose that means I won't be giving out a bounty, but who knows! You guys are pretty clever. Also, potentially "paying it forward" on Avigrail's generous bounty on this question.











share|improve this question











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    Uhhh what do you mean a CVS receipt? Also, wouldn't this potentially be too broad?
    $endgroup$
    – North
    5 hours ago












  • $begingroup$
    How long is your CVS receipt? (Eyes on the bounty when no one is looking)
    $endgroup$
    – Xilpex
    5 hours ago






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    $begingroup$
    @North CVS receipts are famously very long. Also, I don't think that this is too broad; it fits the open-ended tag fairly well. If you want, I can find a link to a similar question.
    $endgroup$
    – Brandon_J
    4 hours ago












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    @Xilpex ahhh...I dunno. Maybe 100+ points? If I think it looks worthy of merit, I'll hand it a bounty.
    $endgroup$
    – Brandon_J
    4 hours ago








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    @North I should probably require it to be recognized by some doctors' agency so that we don't have fake diseases pop up.
    $endgroup$
    – Brandon_J
    4 hours ago














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So the other day, I was in a pharmacy and I saw that they had a "cold 'n' cough" medicine. The alliteration caught my eye, and I wondered it would be possible to create alliterative names with other ailments. "Fever 'n' flu" was the obvious next choice.



Well, of course there was a puzzle in the making - and here it is:





The Puzzle:




Create as many pairs of alliterative ailments as possible. Each pair is worth one point; if one illness or symptom often occurs simultaneously with its pair, that pair is worth two points. Diseases may not be used more than once in an answer - this is mostly to make things easier for you guys so you don't need to worry about permutations. If the ailment is not recognized by WebMD, it doesn't count.




Example:



Fever & Flu        2 points
Cold & Cough 2 points
Mumps & Measles 1 point
~Total:~ 5 points


Everyone is allowed to use the above pairs, so you basically start with five points.




How many points can you get?




Also,




A bounty will be awarded if your solution is longer than a CVS receipt. I suppose that means I won't be giving out a bounty, but who knows! You guys are pretty clever. Also, potentially "paying it forward" on Avigrail's generous bounty on this question.











share|improve this question











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So the other day, I was in a pharmacy and I saw that they had a "cold 'n' cough" medicine. The alliteration caught my eye, and I wondered it would be possible to create alliterative names with other ailments. "Fever 'n' flu" was the obvious next choice.



Well, of course there was a puzzle in the making - and here it is:





The Puzzle:




Create as many pairs of alliterative ailments as possible. Each pair is worth one point; if one illness or symptom often occurs simultaneously with its pair, that pair is worth two points. Diseases may not be used more than once in an answer - this is mostly to make things easier for you guys so you don't need to worry about permutations. If the ailment is not recognized by WebMD, it doesn't count.




Example:



Fever & Flu        2 points
Cold & Cough 2 points
Mumps & Measles 1 point
~Total:~ 5 points


Everyone is allowed to use the above pairs, so you basically start with five points.




How many points can you get?




Also,




A bounty will be awarded if your solution is longer than a CVS receipt. I suppose that means I won't be giving out a bounty, but who knows! You guys are pretty clever. Also, potentially "paying it forward" on Avigrail's generous bounty on this question.








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    Uhhh what do you mean a CVS receipt? Also, wouldn't this potentially be too broad?
    $endgroup$
    – North
    5 hours ago












  • $begingroup$
    How long is your CVS receipt? (Eyes on the bounty when no one is looking)
    $endgroup$
    – Xilpex
    5 hours ago






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    $begingroup$
    @North CVS receipts are famously very long. Also, I don't think that this is too broad; it fits the open-ended tag fairly well. If you want, I can find a link to a similar question.
    $endgroup$
    – Brandon_J
    4 hours ago












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    @Xilpex ahhh...I dunno. Maybe 100+ points? If I think it looks worthy of merit, I'll hand it a bounty.
    $endgroup$
    – Brandon_J
    4 hours ago








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    @North I should probably require it to be recognized by some doctors' agency so that we don't have fake diseases pop up.
    $endgroup$
    – Brandon_J
    4 hours ago














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    $begingroup$
    Uhhh what do you mean a CVS receipt? Also, wouldn't this potentially be too broad?
    $endgroup$
    – North
    5 hours ago












  • $begingroup$
    How long is your CVS receipt? (Eyes on the bounty when no one is looking)
    $endgroup$
    – Xilpex
    5 hours ago






  • 1




    $begingroup$
    @North CVS receipts are famously very long. Also, I don't think that this is too broad; it fits the open-ended tag fairly well. If you want, I can find a link to a similar question.
    $endgroup$
    – Brandon_J
    4 hours ago












  • $begingroup$
    @Xilpex ahhh...I dunno. Maybe 100+ points? If I think it looks worthy of merit, I'll hand it a bounty.
    $endgroup$
    – Brandon_J
    4 hours ago








  • 1




    $begingroup$
    @North I should probably require it to be recognized by some doctors' agency so that we don't have fake diseases pop up.
    $endgroup$
    – Brandon_J
    4 hours ago








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Uhhh what do you mean a CVS receipt? Also, wouldn't this potentially be too broad?
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– North
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$begingroup$
Uhhh what do you mean a CVS receipt? Also, wouldn't this potentially be too broad?
$endgroup$
– North
5 hours ago














$begingroup$
How long is your CVS receipt? (Eyes on the bounty when no one is looking)
$endgroup$
– Xilpex
5 hours ago




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How long is your CVS receipt? (Eyes on the bounty when no one is looking)
$endgroup$
– Xilpex
5 hours ago




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@North CVS receipts are famously very long. Also, I don't think that this is too broad; it fits the open-ended tag fairly well. If you want, I can find a link to a similar question.
$endgroup$
– Brandon_J
4 hours ago






$begingroup$
@North CVS receipts are famously very long. Also, I don't think that this is too broad; it fits the open-ended tag fairly well. If you want, I can find a link to a similar question.
$endgroup$
– Brandon_J
4 hours ago














$begingroup$
@Xilpex ahhh...I dunno. Maybe 100+ points? If I think it looks worthy of merit, I'll hand it a bounty.
$endgroup$
– Brandon_J
4 hours ago






$begingroup$
@Xilpex ahhh...I dunno. Maybe 100+ points? If I think it looks worthy of merit, I'll hand it a bounty.
$endgroup$
– Brandon_J
4 hours ago






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@North I should probably require it to be recognized by some doctors' agency so that we don't have fake diseases pop up.
$endgroup$
– Brandon_J
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@North I should probably require it to be recognized by some doctors' agency so that we don't have fake diseases pop up.
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  2. Schizophrenia & Scleroderma




  3. Alzheimer's & Aspergers




  4. Chickenpox & Chikungunya




  5. Lyme & Lupus




  6. Malaria & Meningitis




  7. Plague & Polio




  8. Smallpox & SARS




  9. Tetanus & Tinnitus




  10. Varicella & Variola




  11. Zika & Zoster




  12. Dementia & Dystonia




  13. Sinus & Celiac




  14. AIDS & amnesia




  15. Appendicitis & Anorexia




  16. Asthma & Arthritis




  17. Botulism & Bulimia




  18. Narcolepsy & Necrophilia




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Here's my contribution

1)




Asthma & asphyxiation (+2)




2)




Meningitis & malaise (+2)




3)




Fever & flu (+2)




4)




Common cold & congestion (+2, imma make a case right now it should be worth more for triple alliteration :P)




5)




Diabetes & dehydration (+2)




6)




Colorectal cancer & constipation (+2)




7)




Pneumonia & phlegm (+2?)




8)




Depersonalization disorder & deliriuim (+2)




9)




Demyelinating disease & deafness (+2)




10)




Poliomyelitis & paralysis (+2)




11)




Vertigo & vomiting (+2)




12)




Immunodeficiency & infections (+2)




13)




Croup & coughing (+2)




14)




Hypoglycemia & hyperventilation (+2)




15)




Heat (stroke) & hyperthermia (+2)




16)




Hypercapnia & hypoventilation (+2)




17)




Dyspnea & discomfort (+2)




18)




Lyme(disease) & lethargy (+2)




19)




Stroke & spasms (+2)




20)




Hemophilia & hemorrhage (a.k.a bleeding) (+2)




21)




Coronary artery disease (CAD) & Cardiac arrest (+2)




22)




Alzheimer's & amneisia (+2)




23)




Artheritis & aching (+2)




24)




Pox (i.e. smallpox, chicken pox, etc.) & pus (+2)




25)




Septicemia & skin (discoloration) (+2)




26)




Hangover & hyperacusis (+2)




27)




Migraine & misophonia (+2)




28)




Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) & panic (attacks) (+2)




29)




Burns & blisters (+2)




30)




Inflammation & irrittation (+2, irritation on the skin, mostly, not as in @North is irritating)




31)




Drunk driving & death (okay maybe not this)




Currently at 62 points, I'm going to add more tomorrow. I need to sleep. target goal is around 200 points.






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    MOre will be added, but I have to go, and I needed to save :P. Pretend like this doesn't exist right now
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    4 hours ago






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    Can you imagine the label for a "Colorectal cancer & constipation" medicine? lol I'm loving the answers to this puzzle.
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    3 hours ago












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    I wish that was funny, but unfortunately colorectal cancer is one of the top five most prevalent cancers in the U.S. and about 200,000 cases are reported per year. About 50,000 people die from it per year. Fortunately, there's a 64% survivle rate! That's also why they stick a camera up your a** at fifty to prevent the cancer.
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    Also the constapation comes from the cancer can potentionally literally obstructs the passage of excretion coming out, so it's actually pretty gross :/
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    1 hour ago










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    @Brandon_J your cvs receipt is coming soon... how many items didd you purchase?
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  2. Schizophrenia & Scleroderma




  3. Alzheimer's & Aspergers




  4. Chickenpox & Chikungunya




  5. Lyme & Lupus




  6. Malaria & Meningitis




  7. Plague & Polio




  8. Smallpox & SARS




  9. Tetanus & Tinnitus




  10. Varicella & Variola




  11. Zika & Zoster




  12. Dementia & Dystonia




  13. Sinus & Celiac




  14. AIDS & amnesia




  15. Appendicitis & Anorexia




  16. Asthma & Arthritis




  17. Botulism & Bulimia




  18. Narcolepsy & Necrophilia




  19. Parkinson's & PTSD




  20. Pompe's & Pyromania








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  2. Schizophrenia & Scleroderma




  3. Alzheimer's & Aspergers




  4. Chickenpox & Chikungunya




  5. Lyme & Lupus




  6. Malaria & Meningitis




  7. Plague & Polio




  8. Smallpox & SARS




  9. Tetanus & Tinnitus




  10. Varicella & Variola




  11. Zika & Zoster




  12. Dementia & Dystonia




  13. Sinus & Celiac




  14. AIDS & amnesia




  15. Appendicitis & Anorexia




  16. Asthma & Arthritis




  17. Botulism & Bulimia




  18. Narcolepsy & Necrophilia




  19. Parkinson's & PTSD




  20. Pompe's & Pyromania








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  2. Schizophrenia & Scleroderma




  3. Alzheimer's & Aspergers




  4. Chickenpox & Chikungunya




  5. Lyme & Lupus




  6. Malaria & Meningitis




  7. Plague & Polio




  8. Smallpox & SARS




  9. Tetanus & Tinnitus




  10. Varicella & Variola




  11. Zika & Zoster




  12. Dementia & Dystonia




  13. Sinus & Celiac




  14. AIDS & amnesia




  15. Appendicitis & Anorexia




  16. Asthma & Arthritis




  17. Botulism & Bulimia




  18. Narcolepsy & Necrophilia




  19. Parkinson's & PTSD




  20. Pompe's & Pyromania








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  5. Lyme & Lupus




  6. Malaria & Meningitis




  7. Plague & Polio




  8. Smallpox & SARS




  9. Tetanus & Tinnitus




  10. Varicella & Variola




  11. Zika & Zoster




  12. Dementia & Dystonia




  13. Sinus & Celiac




  14. AIDS & amnesia




  15. Appendicitis & Anorexia




  16. Asthma & Arthritis




  17. Botulism & Bulimia




  18. Narcolepsy & Necrophilia




  19. Parkinson's & PTSD




  20. Pompe's & Pyromania









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3












$begingroup$

Here's my contribution

1)




Asthma & asphyxiation (+2)




2)




Meningitis & malaise (+2)




3)




Fever & flu (+2)




4)




Common cold & congestion (+2, imma make a case right now it should be worth more for triple alliteration :P)




5)




Diabetes & dehydration (+2)




6)




Colorectal cancer & constipation (+2)




7)




Pneumonia & phlegm (+2?)




8)




Depersonalization disorder & deliriuim (+2)




9)




Demyelinating disease & deafness (+2)




10)




Poliomyelitis & paralysis (+2)




11)




Vertigo & vomiting (+2)




12)




Immunodeficiency & infections (+2)




13)




Croup & coughing (+2)




14)




Hypoglycemia & hyperventilation (+2)




15)




Heat (stroke) & hyperthermia (+2)




16)




Hypercapnia & hypoventilation (+2)




17)




Dyspnea & discomfort (+2)




18)




Lyme(disease) & lethargy (+2)




19)




Stroke & spasms (+2)




20)




Hemophilia & hemorrhage (a.k.a bleeding) (+2)




21)




Coronary artery disease (CAD) & Cardiac arrest (+2)




22)




Alzheimer's & amneisia (+2)




23)




Artheritis & aching (+2)




24)




Pox (i.e. smallpox, chicken pox, etc.) & pus (+2)




25)




Septicemia & skin (discoloration) (+2)




26)




Hangover & hyperacusis (+2)




27)




Migraine & misophonia (+2)




28)




Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) & panic (attacks) (+2)




29)




Burns & blisters (+2)




30)




Inflammation & irrittation (+2, irritation on the skin, mostly, not as in @North is irritating)




31)




Drunk driving & death (okay maybe not this)




Currently at 62 points, I'm going to add more tomorrow. I need to sleep. target goal is around 200 points.






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    MOre will be added, but I have to go, and I needed to save :P. Pretend like this doesn't exist right now
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    – North
    4 hours ago






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    Can you imagine the label for a "Colorectal cancer & constipation" medicine? lol I'm loving the answers to this puzzle.
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    – Brandon_J
    3 hours ago












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    I wish that was funny, but unfortunately colorectal cancer is one of the top five most prevalent cancers in the U.S. and about 200,000 cases are reported per year. About 50,000 people die from it per year. Fortunately, there's a 64% survivle rate! That's also why they stick a camera up your a** at fifty to prevent the cancer.
    $endgroup$
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    1 hour ago










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    Also the constapation comes from the cancer can potentionally literally obstructs the passage of excretion coming out, so it's actually pretty gross :/
    $endgroup$
    – North
    1 hour ago










  • $begingroup$
    @Brandon_J your cvs receipt is coming soon... how many items didd you purchase?
    $endgroup$
    – North
    17 mins ago
















3












$begingroup$

Here's my contribution

1)




Asthma & asphyxiation (+2)




2)




Meningitis & malaise (+2)




3)




Fever & flu (+2)




4)




Common cold & congestion (+2, imma make a case right now it should be worth more for triple alliteration :P)




5)




Diabetes & dehydration (+2)




6)




Colorectal cancer & constipation (+2)




7)




Pneumonia & phlegm (+2?)




8)




Depersonalization disorder & deliriuim (+2)




9)




Demyelinating disease & deafness (+2)




10)




Poliomyelitis & paralysis (+2)




11)




Vertigo & vomiting (+2)




12)




Immunodeficiency & infections (+2)




13)




Croup & coughing (+2)




14)




Hypoglycemia & hyperventilation (+2)




15)




Heat (stroke) & hyperthermia (+2)




16)




Hypercapnia & hypoventilation (+2)




17)




Dyspnea & discomfort (+2)




18)




Lyme(disease) & lethargy (+2)




19)




Stroke & spasms (+2)




20)




Hemophilia & hemorrhage (a.k.a bleeding) (+2)




21)




Coronary artery disease (CAD) & Cardiac arrest (+2)




22)




Alzheimer's & amneisia (+2)




23)




Artheritis & aching (+2)




24)




Pox (i.e. smallpox, chicken pox, etc.) & pus (+2)




25)




Septicemia & skin (discoloration) (+2)




26)




Hangover & hyperacusis (+2)




27)




Migraine & misophonia (+2)




28)




Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) & panic (attacks) (+2)




29)




Burns & blisters (+2)




30)




Inflammation & irrittation (+2, irritation on the skin, mostly, not as in @North is irritating)




31)




Drunk driving & death (okay maybe not this)




Currently at 62 points, I'm going to add more tomorrow. I need to sleep. target goal is around 200 points.






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  • 1




    $begingroup$
    MOre will be added, but I have to go, and I needed to save :P. Pretend like this doesn't exist right now
    $endgroup$
    – North
    4 hours ago






  • 1




    $begingroup$
    Can you imagine the label for a "Colorectal cancer & constipation" medicine? lol I'm loving the answers to this puzzle.
    $endgroup$
    – Brandon_J
    3 hours ago












  • $begingroup$
    I wish that was funny, but unfortunately colorectal cancer is one of the top five most prevalent cancers in the U.S. and about 200,000 cases are reported per year. About 50,000 people die from it per year. Fortunately, there's a 64% survivle rate! That's also why they stick a camera up your a** at fifty to prevent the cancer.
    $endgroup$
    – North
    1 hour ago










  • $begingroup$
    Also the constapation comes from the cancer can potentionally literally obstructs the passage of excretion coming out, so it's actually pretty gross :/
    $endgroup$
    – North
    1 hour ago










  • $begingroup$
    @Brandon_J your cvs receipt is coming soon... how many items didd you purchase?
    $endgroup$
    – North
    17 mins ago














3












3








3





$begingroup$

Here's my contribution

1)




Asthma & asphyxiation (+2)




2)




Meningitis & malaise (+2)




3)




Fever & flu (+2)




4)




Common cold & congestion (+2, imma make a case right now it should be worth more for triple alliteration :P)




5)




Diabetes & dehydration (+2)




6)




Colorectal cancer & constipation (+2)




7)




Pneumonia & phlegm (+2?)




8)




Depersonalization disorder & deliriuim (+2)




9)




Demyelinating disease & deafness (+2)




10)




Poliomyelitis & paralysis (+2)




11)




Vertigo & vomiting (+2)




12)




Immunodeficiency & infections (+2)




13)




Croup & coughing (+2)




14)




Hypoglycemia & hyperventilation (+2)




15)




Heat (stroke) & hyperthermia (+2)




16)




Hypercapnia & hypoventilation (+2)




17)




Dyspnea & discomfort (+2)




18)




Lyme(disease) & lethargy (+2)




19)




Stroke & spasms (+2)




20)




Hemophilia & hemorrhage (a.k.a bleeding) (+2)




21)




Coronary artery disease (CAD) & Cardiac arrest (+2)




22)




Alzheimer's & amneisia (+2)




23)




Artheritis & aching (+2)




24)




Pox (i.e. smallpox, chicken pox, etc.) & pus (+2)




25)




Septicemia & skin (discoloration) (+2)




26)




Hangover & hyperacusis (+2)




27)




Migraine & misophonia (+2)




28)




Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) & panic (attacks) (+2)




29)




Burns & blisters (+2)




30)




Inflammation & irrittation (+2, irritation on the skin, mostly, not as in @North is irritating)




31)




Drunk driving & death (okay maybe not this)




Currently at 62 points, I'm going to add more tomorrow. I need to sleep. target goal is around 200 points.






share|improve this answer











$endgroup$



Here's my contribution

1)




Asthma & asphyxiation (+2)




2)




Meningitis & malaise (+2)




3)




Fever & flu (+2)




4)




Common cold & congestion (+2, imma make a case right now it should be worth more for triple alliteration :P)




5)




Diabetes & dehydration (+2)




6)




Colorectal cancer & constipation (+2)




7)




Pneumonia & phlegm (+2?)




8)




Depersonalization disorder & deliriuim (+2)




9)




Demyelinating disease & deafness (+2)




10)




Poliomyelitis & paralysis (+2)




11)




Vertigo & vomiting (+2)




12)




Immunodeficiency & infections (+2)




13)




Croup & coughing (+2)




14)




Hypoglycemia & hyperventilation (+2)




15)




Heat (stroke) & hyperthermia (+2)




16)




Hypercapnia & hypoventilation (+2)




17)




Dyspnea & discomfort (+2)




18)




Lyme(disease) & lethargy (+2)




19)




Stroke & spasms (+2)




20)




Hemophilia & hemorrhage (a.k.a bleeding) (+2)




21)




Coronary artery disease (CAD) & Cardiac arrest (+2)




22)




Alzheimer's & amneisia (+2)




23)




Artheritis & aching (+2)




24)




Pox (i.e. smallpox, chicken pox, etc.) & pus (+2)




25)




Septicemia & skin (discoloration) (+2)




26)




Hangover & hyperacusis (+2)




27)




Migraine & misophonia (+2)




28)




Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) & panic (attacks) (+2)




29)




Burns & blisters (+2)




30)




Inflammation & irrittation (+2, irritation on the skin, mostly, not as in @North is irritating)




31)




Drunk driving & death (okay maybe not this)




Currently at 62 points, I'm going to add more tomorrow. I need to sleep. target goal is around 200 points.







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answered 4 hours ago









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  • 1




    $begingroup$
    MOre will be added, but I have to go, and I needed to save :P. Pretend like this doesn't exist right now
    $endgroup$
    – North
    4 hours ago






  • 1




    $begingroup$
    Can you imagine the label for a "Colorectal cancer & constipation" medicine? lol I'm loving the answers to this puzzle.
    $endgroup$
    – Brandon_J
    3 hours ago












  • $begingroup$
    I wish that was funny, but unfortunately colorectal cancer is one of the top five most prevalent cancers in the U.S. and about 200,000 cases are reported per year. About 50,000 people die from it per year. Fortunately, there's a 64% survivle rate! That's also why they stick a camera up your a** at fifty to prevent the cancer.
    $endgroup$
    – North
    1 hour ago










  • $begingroup$
    Also the constapation comes from the cancer can potentionally literally obstructs the passage of excretion coming out, so it's actually pretty gross :/
    $endgroup$
    – North
    1 hour ago










  • $begingroup$
    @Brandon_J your cvs receipt is coming soon... how many items didd you purchase?
    $endgroup$
    – North
    17 mins ago














  • 1




    $begingroup$
    MOre will be added, but I have to go, and I needed to save :P. Pretend like this doesn't exist right now
    $endgroup$
    – North
    4 hours ago






  • 1




    $begingroup$
    Can you imagine the label for a "Colorectal cancer & constipation" medicine? lol I'm loving the answers to this puzzle.
    $endgroup$
    – Brandon_J
    3 hours ago












  • $begingroup$
    I wish that was funny, but unfortunately colorectal cancer is one of the top five most prevalent cancers in the U.S. and about 200,000 cases are reported per year. About 50,000 people die from it per year. Fortunately, there's a 64% survivle rate! That's also why they stick a camera up your a** at fifty to prevent the cancer.
    $endgroup$
    – North
    1 hour ago










  • $begingroup$
    Also the constapation comes from the cancer can potentionally literally obstructs the passage of excretion coming out, so it's actually pretty gross :/
    $endgroup$
    – North
    1 hour ago










  • $begingroup$
    @Brandon_J your cvs receipt is coming soon... how many items didd you purchase?
    $endgroup$
    – North
    17 mins ago








1




1




$begingroup$
MOre will be added, but I have to go, and I needed to save :P. Pretend like this doesn't exist right now
$endgroup$
– North
4 hours ago




$begingroup$
MOre will be added, but I have to go, and I needed to save :P. Pretend like this doesn't exist right now
$endgroup$
– North
4 hours ago




1




1




$begingroup$
Can you imagine the label for a "Colorectal cancer & constipation" medicine? lol I'm loving the answers to this puzzle.
$endgroup$
– Brandon_J
3 hours ago






$begingroup$
Can you imagine the label for a "Colorectal cancer & constipation" medicine? lol I'm loving the answers to this puzzle.
$endgroup$
– Brandon_J
3 hours ago














$begingroup$
I wish that was funny, but unfortunately colorectal cancer is one of the top five most prevalent cancers in the U.S. and about 200,000 cases are reported per year. About 50,000 people die from it per year. Fortunately, there's a 64% survivle rate! That's also why they stick a camera up your a** at fifty to prevent the cancer.
$endgroup$
– North
1 hour ago




$begingroup$
I wish that was funny, but unfortunately colorectal cancer is one of the top five most prevalent cancers in the U.S. and about 200,000 cases are reported per year. About 50,000 people die from it per year. Fortunately, there's a 64% survivle rate! That's also why they stick a camera up your a** at fifty to prevent the cancer.
$endgroup$
– North
1 hour ago












$begingroup$
Also the constapation comes from the cancer can potentionally literally obstructs the passage of excretion coming out, so it's actually pretty gross :/
$endgroup$
– North
1 hour ago




$begingroup$
Also the constapation comes from the cancer can potentionally literally obstructs the passage of excretion coming out, so it's actually pretty gross :/
$endgroup$
– North
1 hour ago












$begingroup$
@Brandon_J your cvs receipt is coming soon... how many items didd you purchase?
$endgroup$
– North
17 mins ago




$begingroup$
@Brandon_J your cvs receipt is coming soon... how many items didd you purchase?
$endgroup$
– North
17 mins ago


















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