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I have the traces of a short story bouncing around in my head. I'd guess it dates from the late 60's, or maybe 70's.



A guy has been out of circulation for several years (military? prison?) and returns home to a city in a shambles.



The notable part I remember is a girl gang, who like to whistle the tune of "I Wish I Was an Oscar Mayer Wiener", then laugh in a sinister manner. The protagonist never learns exactly what it means, but it's clearly not nice.



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    I have the traces of a short story bouncing around in my head. I'd guess it dates from the late 60's, or maybe 70's.



    A guy has been out of circulation for several years (military? prison?) and returns home to a city in a shambles.



    The notable part I remember is a girl gang, who like to whistle the tune of "I Wish I Was an Oscar Mayer Wiener", then laugh in a sinister manner. The protagonist never learns exactly what it means, but it's clearly not nice.



    So, what's the story?









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      I have the traces of a short story bouncing around in my head. I'd guess it dates from the late 60's, or maybe 70's.



      A guy has been out of circulation for several years (military? prison?) and returns home to a city in a shambles.



      The notable part I remember is a girl gang, who like to whistle the tune of "I Wish I Was an Oscar Mayer Wiener", then laugh in a sinister manner. The protagonist never learns exactly what it means, but it's clearly not nice.



      So, what's the story?









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      I have the traces of a short story bouncing around in my head. I'd guess it dates from the late 60's, or maybe 70's.



      A guy has been out of circulation for several years (military? prison?) and returns home to a city in a shambles.



      The notable part I remember is a girl gang, who like to whistle the tune of "I Wish I Was an Oscar Mayer Wiener", then laugh in a sinister manner. The protagonist never learns exactly what it means, but it's clearly not nice.



      So, what's the story?







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